My name is Dylan. I'm 18. Straight. Single. I like to think of myself as a geek of all trades. Movies, books, video games, webcomics, fantasy, Star Trek, Star Wars, theater, Pokemon, anime, memes, Harry Potter, Rocky Horror, Avatar, Sherlock..... The list keeps going. Anyway, this blog is for lots and lots of hilarious geekery, and maybe a little teen angst. If you're into either of those things, this blog may be for you.

Anyone?

• †: I would date you.
• ∆: I would marry you.
• *: You're cute.
• : You're hot
• ©: I like you.
• ≈: I love you.
• ß: I have a crush on you.
• ^: I want to be your friend.
• Ω: I hate you.
• ◊: I like your blog.
• ∏: I would fuck you.

NSFW ASKS

• 1: When did you lose your virginity?
• 2: Rough sex or soft sex?
• 3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
• 4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
• 5: Favourite sex position?
• 6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
• 7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
• 8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
• 9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
• 10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
• 11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
• 12: How often do you have sex?
• 13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
• 14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
• 15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
• 16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
• 17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
• 18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
• 19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
• 20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
• 21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
• 22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
• 23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
• 24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
• 25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
• 26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
• 27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
• 28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
• 29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
• 30: Do you watch porn?

Nyquil- shaken, not stirred.

Charlie you are just awesome dont ever forget that

#bucketofsnails

My life right now: 00Sick - License to Bitch

#im so sorry its just really frustrating being sick and on summer and wanting to go out to eat

I’ve decided that the worst thing about being sick is not getting to see or even hug people.

#dylan your hufflepuff is showing

drn007:

octogetintherobot:

Version 1 Proto Tarot master post. I still have a bounty out for more cards. If you got good art I’ll pay your commission rate. Story characters only.

Sources:

The Fool and Temperance, Billosopher

Proto Hanged Man, Annadork

Joe Hanged Man, Demonstarr13

dang cool

18 hours ago with 24 notes

via: pandifreyan / source: octogetintherobot

#this is amazing

18 hours ago with 1,994 notes

via: tazed-and-confuzed / source: thefalseshepherd

#been playing the shit out of this #gonna keep playing tht shit out of this

#nsfw

cchannette:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god